Our Plane's Better than Your Plane!

So today we landed, it's crazy being in a new country. The flight is what this blog will focus on. We woke up at 6:34am because waking up at divisible of 5's is just soo 3 years ago. We headed to the Ottawa airport and realized this is it, this will be the journey that could change our lives. We knew walking in what happens in India most certainly stays in India...except for this blog documenting everything we do and all the bitching stories we will tell people, but still that saying never gets old.
We were upgraded to First Class thanks to showing up so late that they sold all the seats, that's why being lazy can be awesome sometimes. The flight was crazy it was everything we could dream of, all the stewardesses were partying with us and we had amazing food, i know on a plane..that never happens!
We got a connection in Heathrow which is the most baller airport ever! We dined at Gordon Ramsay's Airplane Food, it was mad delicious, but i wish Jean Phillipe was there so I could yell at him.
We then got on our next plane and headed to India, same deal as the first time just a high times at high altitudes. I fell asleep for the flight, from what i heard from Sean there was crazy turbulence, but it was OK Ray Liotta was on board and he calmed us down and made us know what's up. The pilot apparently fell asleep and the hypoglycemic co-pilot didn't get his dose of sugar so he passed out, so they came to first class and Sean and Nic Cage, yes that Nic Cage, commandeered the plane with all their knowledge from the movie "Con Air" and landed us in Mumbai. I still can't believe i slept through it, Sean said it was "no big deal, happens all the time. I'm the son of a fighter pilot, I've been trained to land a plan since i was 12"
We got to the hotel and crashed. Tomorrow we are off to see the city, Hopefully post some pictures soon!

No Curry In a Hurry

Yo welcome to Sean and Rami's most amazing trip to India. This blog will keep you informed with all our excursions. Now i know most of you are like whoa, so many people have ridiculous awesome India blogs how will yours be better...I'll tell you how, JAI HO! In case you have never been to india you would have never heard that saying it means "May you be Victorious". It is also a bitching song the locals love here, man I wish I could hear stuff this good on Hot 89.9.
Here are a list of things we hope to accomplish:
- Drink Coca-cola
- Not have our eyes burned out
- Jump in a pile of feces in order to meet a superstar
- Meet Latika
- Lose Latika
- Cook for Latika
- Let our brother have his way with Latika and subsequently lose latika again
- Go on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire
- Have Latika Find Me
- Sean wants to replace Latika with Aishwariya Rai but seriously there would be horrible plot holes if that occurs.
and lastly Ride an Elephant.
To all others trying to start a india blog...don't bother JAI HO!